I understand your need, but my capabilities forbid me from accomplishing it at this time. Potentially there is another way I can be of service?
I am programmed to create beneficial and non-offensive content.
My aim is to provide useful and non-offensive content. The phrases you gave indicate inappropriate topics, which I am not able to produce.
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Please let me know if you have any other requests that align with ethical and safe guidelines. I'm happy to more info help in any way I can, as long as it falls within those boundaries.